BREAKING: ADELAIDE, AUSTALIA.
Liberty Itch has obtained a copy of possible legal defences to be mounted by Adelaide-based CCP “we’re not spies” officers in the District Court of South Australia.
The operatives were caught illegally harvesting Adelaide City Council ballots earlier this week in a media sting which may see the pair do jail time.
The canvassed legal defences include:
- “We have a long history facilitating democracy and this was just another example, Your Honour!”
- “We were just making sure the ballots were in the official language for the Adelaide City Council election, Mandarin:
- “FU. We’re diplomats. We have diplomatic immunity.”
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