Who’s Adding or Removing The PM From Their Christmas Card List?
Apparently, many are adding or removing Australian Prime Minister, Anthony Albanese, from their Christmas card mailing list. Here are the notable ten … Novak Djokovic, added. Despite new covid cases being less last year on 30 Dec 2021 at 33,811 when Mr. Djokovic was in Australia last and the numbers being higher now at 39,695 on 29 Dec 2022, the tennis...
Jim Chalmer’s High School Economics Textbook Writes A Letter To Australia
Dear Australians, It’s not my fault! I begged Jim to read the chapter on the dangers of price capping. But back at school, which is the last time he thumbed through any of my pages, he skipped the whole chapter, no yellow highlighter in sight. Skipped monetary policy, Chicago and Austrian Schools too, all the good stuff. Of course, every single word on...
Annastacia Palaszczuk’s “Stay Safe” Checklist for Nanny State Devotees
Stay safe, Queensland – tie your shoelaces with a double clove-hitch knot just to be certain Stay safe, Queensland – it’s set to rain today so bring your high-viz, rubber-shaft-and-handle umbrella Stay safe, Queensland – only kiss your wife if she’s wearing two N95 covid masks Stay safe, Queensland – lock your house when you leave in the morning and double-check the...
JUST IN: Job Application for Chief Economic Advisor to the Australian Greens
Dear Comrade, I take great pleasure in applying for the role of Chief Economic Advisorto the Australian Greens. First, I graduated from the University of Sydney with a Bachelor of Arts where I studied post-colonial free verse poets from the sub-Saharan former British Empire. With that lower-second Honours degree, I was fast-tracked into a full-time Masters for Gender Studies at La Trobe...
Possible Legal Defences For The Adelaide CCP Consulate “Officers” Caught Ballot Harvesting
BREAKING: ADELAIDE, AUSTALIA.Liberty Itch has obtained a copy of possible legal defences to be mounted by Adelaide-based CCP “we’re not spies” officers in the District Court of South Australia. The operatives were caught illegally harvesting Adelaide City Council ballots earlier this week in a media sting which may see the pair do jail time. The canvassed legal defences include: “We have a...
Original Movie Titles, If The Libertarian Director Had His Way
Liberalising the Labour Market(Gone With The Wind) The Evils of Monopoly(Citizen Kane) Life, Liberty and Happiness, Bar the Bunny(Fatal Attraction) Rule of Law Prevails(A Few Good Men) Black-Market Complications and a Tax-Funded Cop Run Ragged(No Country For Old Men) Homeschooler Rejects NSA Code-Breaker Job(Good Will Hunting) Free Will and the Red Pill(The Matrix) Libertarian or Anarcist?(Lawrence of Arabia) Resist Tyranny(Gladiator) Escaping the Surveillance State(The Truman Show)
Short Imagined Conversation with a Voice To Parliament Advocate
A Citizen (C) and a Voice To Parliament advocate (VtP) bump into each other. A conversation ensues ... C: Hi there. What’s news? VtP: We’re going to have a Voice to Parliament. C: What’s that? VtP: An advisory body for First Nations people. C: The Sumerians? VtP: Who? C: Oh, you mean Aboriginal people. VtP: We don’t use that word anymore. It’s not inclusive. C: Sorry. Indigenous people. VtP: ...