She Hectored The Brits

Scotch College “Mean Girl” named P. Wong
In Foreign Affairs not so long.
She hectored the Brits,
“Colonising half-wits!
Your history is all bad and wrong.”

Such charm and diplomacy rare
That the Brits to the door did repair.
”We’ll take that on notice,
Talk AUKUS with POTUS
And let you know whether we care!”